More sex scenes this week. Got to love it. The episode opens with a very grumpy tired Tess who isn’t sleeping. Lexy gives her suggestions about what to do and then gives her a hug. The look Tess gives her when she hugs her is ‘You know what would make me sleep? Sex with you.’ Frankie is still living off cigarettes and alcohol and maybe yoghurt and I can’t believe that she picks up the phone to her mother and apologizes.
When running it’s very awkward between Lexy and Sam but then there is a LOOK where it’s a split second too long. She seems fine when she out but then freaks out with her parents touching Cat’s stuff. Lexy says ‘she looks good in lycra’ speaking the words on everyone’s lips.
We meet new character Lauren when Sadie immediately tries it on in a meeting but Lauren points out her spelling instead. She has that teacher telling-off thing and tells her she likes to check out new talent with that raise of an eyebrow and the parting of the lips.
Tess and Ed talk about cat, I’m so glad they didn’t just cut her out completely like the Dana situation in Lword. They all tak about her it’s still fresh in everyone’s minds. Making sure they’re not forgetting that Tess used to go to Uni so will also miss her a great deal. They make a lot of this through the episode.
Frankie’s mother is such a hard bitch. Her daughter’s love has just died and she’s giving her the feel-sorry-for-me-speech that she’s the victim. As I said last week, she needs a good bitch slap. Sam’s in therapy in work against her will. Doing her hands-behind-her head fit stretchy thing. And then she clashes with Frankie, at the graveside. They have an awkward silence stand off when Sam just asks outright ‘Were you fucking her,’ Frankie after a loaded pause says ‘No, she chose you,’
Lexy has a drink with fuck buddy hot blonde girl and Frankie makes the decision to go back to New York. I was just thinking if she friggin leaves the show than that would really be just-dropped-your-ice-cream disappointment right there. Sadie surprisingly showed loads of emotion as she leaves which surprised me. Tess caught up with her. You see a new side of Tess as her sleep deprivation gets the better of her and they row. Frankie again makes her promise not to say anything about her and Cat. Again it’s sparing Sam’s feelings which I thought was really lovely.
Sadie goes a bit mental and does the whole I-am-so-cool-drugs-rock-and-roll-VERY-loud sex-thing with food which DISTRACTS FROM THE AMAZING HOT SEX SCENE between Lexy and the blonde. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a convincing orgasm in all my life. SO incredibly fit. HOT episode. As sexy as..well I can’t really think of anything sexier than the sexy sex scene showing all the sex. I’ve written ‘sex’ too many times now and it doesn’t sound like a word.
All we’re missing now is Sam who bless her so much is telling the therapist that Cat was faithful to her. And you can see that it’s going to come out eventually and we’ll all be crying along with her when it does. When she finds the bracelet that will be it. She has really bad panic attacks through the episode. She meets Lexy again out in the lycra and they finish their run together. The talk about Cat and Sam fishes for information about why Frankie has left. Lexy gives her such a oh-god-I-so-so-like-you-cute look when she leaves.
Sadie has her way of getting the ladies. She laughs when Lauren tells her she has a wife who she ‘loves very much’. And then Sadie and the girl that has a ‘wife who she loves very much’ get it on in the office. Very good episode as per and a brilliant follow on from the sad episode last week.


Always love these reviews!!
Brilliant recap. contains spoilers!! lol
How many time can you say sex in one sentence?? Lol. Really good review!!
Wait, this is a lesbian programme? Lol. I love it. Like these recaps, funny.
Good ep, like this recap effi mai. Loved sadie tonight! Surprised that frankie is still in the lead in the poll.x
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Ha this is funny. Love reading this blog before i go to work xx
Such a good ep¬¬ :-) x
I love these reviews, they’re funny and informative yet not so boring as the rest!
Thank you! I love writing them :P
This is a good review. Looking forward to next one!
Love this programme, just finished watching series 1. Gutted I really wanted Frankie and Cat to get together!
Cant wait for toniightttss!!