So it’s the end of the hot sex between Lexy and Bea (above) as her stalker is revealed. The episode starts with Sam still frowning and avoiding Lexy after she tried to kiss her after finding out about Frankie and Cat. I can’t wait to see her smile again. She’s addictive though like jaffa cakes, you want to watch her all the time.
Tess and Sadie discuss Lauren when Sam barges in on them and integrates them about Frankie and Cat when Lexy comes in and tries to diffuse the situation. Sadie then tells Lexy how Tess feels about her by calling her a puppy and saying one day she’ll wake up and Tess will be licking her face, or something further down.
Lauren ignores Sadie and tries to say they were done but Sadie, the artful dodger as always has other ideas. As per usual she gets into trouble by spilling coffee on a canvas so there’s a brown stain on it.
Lexy and doctor are still looking at other people to fuck. The scenes between these two are hilarious. Lexy tells him she doesn’t want to be Sam’s rebound and that she really likes her.
Tess is then in dress rehearsal and whines about Lexy meeting Meg and that she might think that’s the type she goes for. We get a glimpse of her stalker and then he comes into the hospital handing her a Tshirt and we then find out that it’s Bee husband and that she has a child. She runs into Bee and freaks out on her and we see Lexy actually angry for the first time which is quite hot.
Sam picks up the phone to Lexy and tells her to stop calling her. Then while interrogating a drug user she goes crazy on him and pushes him on to the floor for lying to her showing how uncontrolled she is, even though she tries to cover it up. She gets told to go home and she answers ‘to what?’
Sadie in the gallery meets an investor and shows him the canvas in which she spilt coffee on. So funny when he says ‘I like it’. Lauren ignores all of Sadie’s txs but then of course she’ll break. Especially when Sadie turns up at her house. And calls her boring and strips off in front of her, and then starts licking her, all before Jo turns up.
Lexy tells Tess about the stalker and compared to Declan love she’s a lot more supportive. They then compile a list of things that all girls should have including open to sexual experimenting and doesn’t listen to Coldplay twenty four seven. There is no such girl! Tess thinks there is a slight moment before Sadie comes in and with her normal perfect timing kills it.
We then see Lauren checking her messages and cancels her day in order to go and see Sadie. They go to a sex shop, dress up in ridiculous outfits and very loud sex in the changing room with Sadie threatening for her arse to get the ‘fairy wand.’ Ed goes to see Sam and see how she’s getting on. She lets it rip on him before walking off. Then Ed’s girlfriend shows her proper true-bitch-colours as per and belittles him before telling him to keep his chin up. But then he feels a bit happier when he gets a fan. Every time I see Ed I’m like aw he’s like some sort of little pixie that needs looking after.
In the book launch they run into Meg and so Lexy and Tess escape onto the roof. There is kind of a moment between them but then because we know Lexy’s feelings towards Sam we don’t know if it will happen. Of course then the moment is spoilt again when her co-worker turns up drunk and Tess has to drive him to his exes house where she ends up having to hide in the dog kennel.
Sam is sitting drinking wine by the bottle and finds the drugs she confiscated in her pocket and snorts quite a lot of it, mashing up the pills ironically with her police ID card. Jesus will someone give the girl a hug! Or a fuck, anything. Lexy comes down off the roof after a while with a paper model and points to the hand of it and says the best line ever ‘Fifteen fingers, what’s not to like.’ I’m definitely agreeing with that.
Sam actually leaves the flat and goes to a bar looking all hot and annoyed and smouldering. It’s a different side of her even in the first series because we only saw her get with Cat and no one else. She pounces on a girl and takes her home and has her naked up against the wall but doesn’t look like she’s enjoying it at all herself. Once it’s over the she tells the girl to go telling her ‘she’s just wrong.’
I’m starting to really like Lauren and Sadie together, they make a sweet couple. There’s only the small problem of Sadie’s boss and Lauren’s wife, Jo. Sadie shows a lot more of a softer side when her and Tess talk about Lexy. I really really (x a million) want to know what happens with the whole Lexy and situation and whether Sam will sort her head out enough to be a candidate or whether Tess’s sweet and innocent nature will win her over.