The big one (Not like that, ew gross), the big subject that is watching people doing it on telly, looking at snapshots of people doing it in a magazine or watching people doing it on a website before your parents come and in and you slam the laptop shut . Otherwise known as porn.
From my very in depth research (scrolling through Google, watching reruns of LipService and swigging tequila) I’ve found that the internet is pretty much split down the middle on the subject. There is a lot, and I mean a lot, of feminist opinions on how it disgraces women, makes them into sex objects, makes them look stupid and glorifies men. I was going to protest but then I found a video of a man acting as Jesus fucking a woman dressed as a bumble bee.
Anti-pornography feminists are of the opinion that pornography contributes to sexism. But there is a demand for it. An obviously massive demand for the amount of sites out there. It was like strolling through disgusting naked quite fat people valley once I typed in the four letters. My problem with it, is that I think that some couples or even single people try and act out or copy what they see on the dirty screen and this causes problems. If you’re out in the big wide world looking for a blonde-haired-big-boobed-tanned-bunny-ears-wearing girl then you’re really going to struggle. Especially if you live somewhere like Crewe.
I don’t like porn. Now this isn’t me being prude, I mean my bedroom looks like I’ve ram raided Ann Summers. It’s the fact that I am a lesbian and all lesbian porn out there seems to have been made for men. Firstly, they have long nails which is probably why they scream so loud, because the sharpness of the talons inside you must feel like someone shooting a staple gun up there. Secondly, they make the most ridiculous noises even when nothing is happening. One could have duct tape wrapped around their bits and the other could be hitting them lightly with a dead badger and they’d still be screaming with pleasure.
Thirdly, is that normally a man comes in half way through. Now you just know those two girls, however fake, were probably having a good enough time by themselves, before the teacher/boss/Jesus bumble bee showed up. But no he has to just wade in between them, cock flapping around and show off and grunt things like ‘Let me fill you.’ I felt dirty just writing that last sentence.
Asking people through the site, twitter and out in the 3D world most people were agasint it, or maybe they just didn’t want to tell me. One of my best friends Rhi had this to say which I think sums up a lot of opinions of those I’ve talked to.
“Honestly, I hate it! The fact that most of society has conformed to porn being so acceptable these days has completely taken the excitement & sassiness out of the industry. It only takes a few clicks before you can be seeing girls ejaculate further & faster than a dolphin on cocaine or two girls using Mr Whippy in an unforgivable way(I think y’all know what I am talking about)…what happened to the good old days where a certain photograph was wrapped up in your newspaper along with the usual pipe tobacco & mints? (No, I wasn’t born in the 60’s but I can imagine what it was like) That buzz you got from masturbating over the glance at a nipple peeking out of a feather bower in those days is way more exciting than any cunt-in-camera action will give you. Put the KY & laptop down…throw on your farmer shirt & chinos. Spray yourself with lynx(because those adverts clearly give you false hope. I’ve tried & the only models coming towards me were made out of lego…result) and head on down to a gay club to get some real fucking action even if her name is Dave/Candice, it will no doubt be better than porn!”
But then if you do like it then fair enough go for it. Lock the doors and close the curtains (no one, ever needs to see that) and watch it until your heart and vagina is content. I think it can be really arousing for some people and especially for couples who might have lost their spark, it’s a way to try something new, like learning how to incoperate toys, different positions, dressing up as smurfs or as Rhi so lovingly put it, finding ways to ejaculate further & faster than a dolphin on cocaine.
I will say that it just shocks me how easily people can get hold of it. I don’t think it degrades people as such, well it does, but it’s the folk’s choice whether to do it or not. And it is a fantasy at the end of the lesbian day. A dirty, rude bumble bee fantasy that someone wants to be part of. I’ll open up the floor to anyone who has any comments…