Every week I’ll talk about sex on a friday. Everything from using food in the bedroom to reviews of toys that I get sent off companies to review. If you have an queries then comment or email effi-mai@hotmail.co.uk.
Just when you think you know pretty much everything there is
to know about sex and your bedroom looks like you played supermarket
sweep through Ann Summers, your girl throws that
awkward curveball and whispers ‘talk dirty to me,’ in your ear…
It’s the phrase that if you’re really not into the whole commitment
thing you really want to hear. And the phrase that if you’re totally
in psychotic-stalk-on-the-internet love with the person in question,
you never want to hear. The Phrase ‘Fuck buddies.’…
If you’re sitting up in bed writing a shopping list and you’ve almost
forgotten that your girlfriend went down on you ten minutes before
then chances are the sex life isn’t so great. But can you fix bad sex
or is it a simple chemistry equation that you and her arn’t getting?…
Girls trying to beat the lesbian bed death thing and trying to spice
their love life up often go straight to food. There’s a weird list of
stuff to try after you’ve tried the normal chocolate-in-the-belly-button-
and-whipped-cream-on-nipples-thing…
In my opinon, having a takeaway is a bit like having a one night stand…
