Eyeliner, glitter, bass, chains, drums, shimmying, waving, heels, leather, shots and unicorns. It has to be a Head Hearts gig. Now as I do with most of the gigs I review, I get caught up in the set and forget … Continue reading
Sex Toys for the first time… Strap on guide When thinking of getting a sex toy for the first time, the strap on is often the first thing you’ll think of buying. It’s because it’s something extra to add to … Continue reading
T.L.C TLC standing for Tender Loving Cunt, obviously, is the brand spanking new girls night ready to take over Green Carnation fortnightly and unleash some amaze balls music and sexy women. And you know what’s even better than those two … Continue reading
Things you’ll probably might start doing once you’ve been with someone a while. There’s always stuff that when you fancy a person, you’re never going to do the things in front of them. They’re usually slightly disgusting things involving bodily … Continue reading
Review Time – Fun Factory’s New Wave As much as the picture suggests, I’m not actually a bike handle. Or reviewing jelly worms. But maybe I will do a piece soon on sweets in the bedroom. Jelly worms, jelly tots, … Continue reading
Following on from two weeks back and the different kinds of people you could get down and dirty with, from friends to exes so I thought this week I’d look into the actual types of dirty deeds you can get … Continue reading
Holy Christ on a rainbow bicycle. It’s Thursday again. And I have updated the blog pitifully in the past weeks. And by pitiful, I mean I haven’t uploaded a single thing apart from Friday Sex Talk. The week has passed … Continue reading
Feelztoys Tounger Tongue Toys review This is a very good idea. Whoever came up with the idea needs a pat on a back or a medal or a blueberry muffin or something. Get a vibrating thing, add a tongue, subtract … Continue reading
If you want a lot of lesbians in one room shouting how much they’re in love and singing at the top of their voices then you need to head to a Brandi Carlile gig. Obviously that’s not the reason I … Continue reading
Sex that you could have possibly had This came about after quite a bizarre conversation involving wine. And of course as most of my sex talks go, this will part one. If you’re a lady loving lady then you might … Continue reading
There’s not just Valentines…. It’s like the world goes into crazy love overdrive when it comes to this day. Couples will do their emotional foreplay type stuff where chocolates come in a massive box and you leave nine tenths of … Continue reading
So Valentines is this week. Not that you’d know. I mean it’s not advertised on every channel or every poster in the Tube or every other word that comes out of a smug couple’s mouth. For couples it’s a time … Continue reading
