My time/Why you need to get to LBeach LBeach in Germany was a baffling place. Because it was a festival with 4000 women spending a lot of time together, and it wasn’t bitchy in any way. Imagine that. No really … Continue reading
Getting in the Mood I’ve talked before about what to do if your partner isn’t feeling like sex, but what do you do if you’re never in the mood? These are some little ways you could try to get in … Continue reading
Thoughts you’re not meant to have, but get. Things that pop into your head during sex are often inappropriate, mundane or sometimes funny. And they probably fall into these three categories. As well as the dirty thoughts you’re meant to … Continue reading
How you know you’re in love It’s meant to be a lovely emotion. But if you’re falling for someone who has no clue about your feelings you can start the long slow rolling snowball of emotional hell where tequila is … Continue reading
Things you should never do while naked. Being naked is great. You can quote me on that, Effi Mai, 2013. And there are lots of things you should do naked. Showering for example is an activity to partake in without … Continue reading
Things you’ll probably might start doing once you’ve been with someone a while. There’s always stuff that when you fancy a person, you’re never going to do the things in front of them. They’re usually slightly disgusting things involving bodily … Continue reading
Holy Christ on a rainbow bicycle. It’s Thursday again. And I have updated the blog pitifully in the past weeks. And by pitiful, I mean I haven’t uploaded a single thing apart from Friday Sex Talk. The week has passed … Continue reading
They said yes….what just happened?! The gay marriage debate. The good, the bad and the Alice-in-wonderland ugly. I do have a horrendous cold so I apologize for the sound of my voice. And also for the mention of vomit. And … Continue reading
And sadly, that’s not a euphemism This week I’ve been in and out more than the hokey cokey. By in, I mean in to work where I did a very professional job of breaking the photo copier and writing my novel … Continue reading
Reasons we have sex (– part Two) And a bit about Snow since it’s actually snowing in Britain Today. Snow is a lot like sex, you never know how long it’s going to last. So I wrote part one (http://fisforr.com/2012/04/28/friday-sex-talk-2) … Continue reading
How to write a Love Letter If you’re too scared to talk to someone than writing to them may be your only option. Apart from mime, but the look of a stripy top and white gloves was so last year.. … Continue reading
Time in the day to do it Scientists say that starting the day with sex is the best time to do it, but when you’ve hurled the alarm clock at the wall, you realize you’re already fifteen minutes late for … Continue reading
